The Inaugural 'First Post'

Well, well, well. After plans to try write more regularly were dashed by Substack kowtowing to the Australian management cult, I have found myself here trying Ghost instead. The main interest in either platform was simply to provide as little friction as possible in the act of just writing something occasionally.

This blog is largely just an excuse for me to try draw blood from stone so withered you'd be shocked to extract dust under a hydraulic press - I've frequently wished to write more, no matter how inane, but have yet to will it. This will hopefully be followed by a sincere effort to do so, or join the long line of doomed failure preceding it that was my inability to change.

In terms of content, expect little of value or interest. In fact it will likely be a net negative if any of this distracts a single soul from drifting down the Acheron, Charon replaced by YouTube shorts to ferry us all over to hell. You will be far better served watching the AI video of cat Jeffrey Epstein cuckolding cat Donald J Trump paired with a sad meowing rendition of Rhianna's "Diamonds" than reading any of this purple-prose overwrought underthought bullshit.

Shout out again to the Australian government for making everything annoying and highly illegal for any law abiding citizen and if you guys ever feel like actually providing consequences beyond again being an inconvenience for law-abiding cucks like myself please feel free to monitor literally anything else with my tax money. (づ｡◕‿‿◕｡)づ